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Kiski Chai Bechata Hai Tu

Posted by Jacob Parackal on December 31, 2013 at 7:45 AM Comments comments (0)

Kiski Chai Bechata Hai Tu

(Whose Tea Do You Sell)

Apane ko chaiwala kyun kehta hai tu
Baat-baat mein natak kyun karta hai tu
Chaiwalon ko kyun badnaam karata hai tu
Saaf-saaf bata de! kiski chai bechata hai tu!

(Why do you call yourself a teaseller
Why do you act and lie all the time
Why do you give a bad name ...
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Managing a M&A in one page (TATA Steels)

Posted by Jacob Parackal on September 1, 2011 at 7:25 AM Comments comments (0)


Vision: Our vision is to be the global steel industry benchmark for value creation and corporate citizenship.

Keeping the vision of the company in mind, the values incorporated in the corporate culture, i.e., integrity, understanding, excellence, unity and responsibility and the principles of the founder Jameshdji Tata of giving back the wealth generated to the society, this are the few things TATA Steel group should keep in mind during the...

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Managing a project (Team efficiency and Quality)

Posted by Jacob Parackal on September 1, 2011 at 7:05 AM Comments comments (0)

Communication channel ( Addressing Team efficiency and Quality)

Addressing the Communication problem

Team size: 14

Set up a project plan with a high value deliverable every week understanding the high urgency in the project.

Appointing of team leaders on rotational basis (identifying the champion)

1) Helps in identifying a leader

2) Makes everyone competitive on the team

3) Ensures the quality of the deliverables

4) Could lead to sub-standard w...

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Cruise of the metals

Posted by Jacob Parackal on August 17, 2011 at 9:55 AM Comments comments (0)

 It all began on 24 July 2006, a historic Monday with the muchanticipated orientation program by Prof. Rajendra Udupa. I can still evoke aquery by one of the over fervent about the prospects of Metallurgy andMaterials Engineering in another 4 years span. Spat came the reply from Prof, “Metalsand Materials are the back-bone of all other engineering. Prospects and aspectsyou need not worry, after all you are in the country’s top NIT”. On that verypropitious w...

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India and its future

Posted by Jacob Parackal on August 16, 2011 at 12:45 AM Comments comments (0)

The Indian economy has shown a remarkable growth in the past two decades (at an average of more than 7%) after Dr. Manmohan Singh, finance minister 1991, liberalized the economy for Foreign Direct Investment to flow unreservedly into the country. Economist argue that the Indian economy being socialist capitalist and taking the best from both socialist and capitalist to generate maximum interest to the investors as well as to generate a social fulfilment. By taking no proper stand it has given...

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Mah School Buddies

Posted by Jacob Parackal on July 15, 2010 at 4:53 PM Comments comments (0)

A sense of déjà-vu cripples my thought when I sit down to write about my long lost school friends and their stupendous achievements they conquered in lyf. From engineers to doctors to journalist to CA’s to fashion apparel designers we had it all. We are even proud to swank about our batch producing or to produce an air force pilot.

We were born and destined to leave this place in clay. Only thing that remains among the denizens of the planet is how much have...

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NITK- A Sonnet to life

Posted by Jacob Parackal on June 22, 2010 at 2:38 AM Comments comments (9)


NITK- A sonnet to life

Men’s life is like the four loyal seasons

Joy stays in their eyes at picturesque spring;

And as August’s summer warmth edges in

They enthused on to enjoy enchanting

company as brownish autumn appear;

Tho’ its sweet leaves fall ever so swiftly

To pace with life’s time that’s ever changing,

let moments never in stationary

So as life’s final season came to play

With col...

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Letz talk abt sex, SRK and Sena

Posted by Jacob Parackal on March 28, 2010 at 11:38 PM Comments comments (0)


Cricket, Politics and Movies have been the biggest newsmakers in our country. Every Indian is an expert of at least one of these topics, and the enjoyment that he or she derives from discussing them is paralleled only by the enjoyment derived from sex. And by these standards, in the last one month or so, Indians have indulged in mass orgy. Cricket was our foreplay, Politics was our sexual intercourse, and a Movie gave us the orgasm.


Now what do you...

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